The Onion: MTA Admits to Fabricating Large Parts of Subway Map. “‘Frankly, no one I know has ever ridden farther than the Carroll Street Station in Brooklyn. We’re not really sure what’s out there, but we figured we’d better put something on the map. Now we see the error in our ways. It was a mistake to trick New Yorkers into believing the G train exists—it does not.’” (Responses on social media are invariably some variant of I knew it.)